mamamantis:

also i was thinking about this the other day

the vast majority of the time, i don’t shave my legs or pits, and i like it and it makes me feel like a cool badass

but like

i’m still not at a point where i feel comfy going out in public unshaved and if i’m gonna be out and about…

bagofshit:

aliensputum:

official summer 2k13 slogan: be weirder to your body than it is to you

ok

(via prudeboy)

(Source: digitalpeasant, via cant-party)

toopunktofuck:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

trinityburn:

So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~

You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.

Mm nope still fucking gross
The alternative to cat calling is shutting the fuck up

“I have never seen someone so peacefully deep in concentration while reading a book”

wow buddy you haven’t watched many people read books I guess

If I found this in my book I’d laugh my ass off because jfc what a stupid thing to say

yeah this would creep me the fuck out, i wish the number wasn’t blocked so i could prank call hayden’s stalkery ass

sundaymornincomindown:

babies

chels said i look like michael douglas in these pictures and now every time i look in the mirror i see michael douglas :(

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via medusabitch)

this made me want to smash my laptop

also i helped chels clean a doctor’s office tonight and we found a cool ass fake arm, i wanted to pose with it but it’s kinda a weird thing to try n pose with

scumblebee:

ugh y’all i went to get Krystal with Ezra (who is Mexican) and got pulled over because the cops were bored and it’s 3 am and this cop straight up asked him where he was born and why he was in Tennessee

what the fuck

that happened to me n chels n some guys we were hangin out with in cleveland a while back (idk if you’ve met fermin before but we were with him and some other mexican boys?) and the cops were questioning me so bad about why i was with them like i needed a reason to just BE with them

anyway i hope y’all got yer krystals and i hope it was amazing

the stupidest

did he really just try to tell me what to do with my armpit hair